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Basically, I’m a sourpuss. I don’t like to play. If I were to get another cat, “playtime” is school time. I like to allow my pet to choose his own foods, and evenually, as a treat, his own rescued pet friend. To read-associate labels, words, to determine where his favorite food is, etc. I open each food flavor, then I process the cat to ensure he can differentiate and associate. Word strings are important too. It doesn’t take long to do because cats are smarter than dogs, and to them “playtime” with other cats is a learning time (not Alpha associations) as thats how cats interact. Because they are intelligent, separation is more acute as communication is established and can’t be unlearned; thereby, they learn faster. You can teach them new object all day long. My pet Tiger Barb was starlingly smart. I wrote to the Smithsonian about him to explain the process. As for myself, mostly late afternoon or night, I get bad case of the sillys. I don’t know why. But my door may have to be replaced – by Weatherization, because of a large door frame gap that allows ambiant food aromas, and one neighbor burns incense, or caps, the kind one snaps with toy guns: phosphorous; so perhaps that too. For me, being silly is my most creative time for writing my Booklets, and Arts. Everything gets funny. I feel silly. Its important for me to allow that behavior as my life has become very invasive by ambiant harassers (and one home invasion while I was out visiting my now deceased Mom in 2007) A tenant even left me note after hammering at my door threatening my cat with “Arrest” (and he was arrested at the Veterinarian’s office as he handed me (he said) a dying cat who that night passed away, still warm! after an all nite mouth to mouth resusitation. Luckily, the vet had cleaned his teeth gratis that day (Until then, for my usual $300 bills, a “wrestling” match to take my cat.) The reason for the complaint and arrest: he used his Litterbox! His litterbox was a found large Sandbox as he was a big cat. Tenants complained, even though they have pets who poop in the hallway. Other owners deposit poop in the lobby trash cans – as per building office Memos. My Genius. For many, many years he travelled with me everywhere – even Canada. Where if I left him anywhere he would meow until I arrived then haughtly ignore me. Mom would purse her lips into a little spout configuration and talk to the cat. Very cute. My cat learned that behaviour too, and one day pursed his lips to mimic Mom, directing his goo goo sounds to his toy Elephant – at arms length , like Mom, at a toy I had purchased in Canada at a Dollar Store. Beyond cute! As regards ruff housing, I don’t like sports. Nor can I swim. But I have gone Scuba Diving. My first dive 40 feet. One of my next dives found me face to face with a lone pirana or a barracuda. A fellow employee and son (of my Palm Beach) employer almost crushed my hand in fear. As the fish was looking at me, I figured it was smart (pre Tiger Barb), so I tricked him. The fish started to back away, and eventually we exited the Ocean never commenting nor speaking about it. Therefore, I have to learn to play. So, eventually, I’d like to purchase another cat but not necessarily from Rescue for me.. ©Juliette Jenner/LITERARY TOON-T™NY NY 10185-1718
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A friend: A Gentlemen. English Horseman. “Gentlemen Farmer” (character from a Romance novel). Built his country house heated with Solar before it was popular. Has never cursed, or said anything denigrating about anyone during the almost 50 years since our first meeting. (Has never heard me curse.) Is supportive of all his friends and their endeavors. Plays his violin beautifully. Loves the arts. Keeps all of his business receipts piled in an antique desk draw until T Day. He gets humor. He makes chores fun. He is not an impulsive speaker; he takes time to think. He takes time to cultivate trust. He takes himself seriously, and at all times wants respect. He is weak in a strong way, and strong in a weak way. If necessary, he can make money working with his hands – at any job. Patents. Likes phylosophy, and teaches in those kinds of manners – rabbi-ish; although, I never thought of him as religious. Travels to Europe for friends marriages; a free-style person. We can be apart and yet our conversation continues from our last meeting as if time has not passed by; but he had always planned out our future. He too may be afraid of marriage, although he has proposed every time we have been together – as a “trick question”. Has always known me to be adoring – except once. He encourages independence, the reason for all of my goals. Whats the influence? That we can be together, yet separate. Divorse can be devastating for women as their mindset can be that of a ’klingy’ needy person; I am 24/7, I think. Therefore, ‘he did good’. I am better, and I have grown, for having known him. He filled my life with his persona. He is still with me everyday. Its difficult to miss him. I see beauty, possibility and Freedom. We are freely associated. That translates, to me, and to The Noah’s Arc™ Party, Inc. Once you add ‘Til death do us part” , those conditions, ownership of anyone, is the start of the disrespect. He has never disrespected me. Mostly, the greatest influence is that it doesn’t matter how long you know someone, you never really know them. That realization alone makes marriage a Field of Interest. Therefore, Peace itself is contingent on each person, within any governmental structure, or personal relationship, being completely autonomous. It adds strength and builds the person that also adds respect. America is all that, as is The Noah’s Arc™ Party, Inc. (As regards my Friend, neutering helps too.) ©Juliette Jenner, NY, NY 10185-1718
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New York has something for everyone, for ‘everymood’ . The funny thing is that all of our Sites are brighter when One is a visitor than when One is a native. Being a Native then clouds some of our Brighter Sites because of the moods added by personal experiences of every sort. The Brochure Brightness that should accompany us at all times when we visit or pass Tourist Sites, which is our city, then has to be reprocessed by ourselves to re-nourish us to help us appreciate how a small patch of land “tricked” from the American Indians for $24 was transformed into the Greatest City on Earth! 24/7. Make each place that you loved special again. For instance: Going to the Museum of Modern Art is more fun if you listen to live jazz there accompanied by a glass of wine and your recent purchase of a book of the featured artist – before you go to the exhibition; a cup of warm fragrant Hot Chocolate is good too. That starts One’s “engram”, or neural connection, to build a foundation for a ‘different set’ for every new artist whose work you want to see personally at that Museum. For the Metropolitan Museum of Art your different “set” for each visit can build a brighter outlook for you there too; Early Music? The South Street Sea Port area has many potential “sets” from which to choose to “set” for yourselves; they also have a Museum. Jazz too affords ‘style’ as an option to save to your “mental data base” to reset enable the Brochure Mentality. Although I am not a Scientologist I have read a few books , and learned a few things. ‘Things remain the same, it’s your attitude that changes’. Therefore, re-enforce the Brochure attitude. For me, its a Central Park Carriage Ride through the park; the oxygen works wonders. Horses don’t belong on City Streets where even dogs are barking “You’re meat”. The best place for our Horses is the “Central Park Carriage Museum” in Central Park: Where Police Horses can be stabled. Where the Rockefellers can exhibit their Carriage Collections. A City educational parks museum for Tourists & Children whereby horses & park animal care is taught. A Central Park Carriage Horse Museum Boutique for everything “horsey” that benefits the City, and all its Citizens. The Park’s “Mandate” not to include “commercial” has many commercial ventures, especially as “transportation” which has already invaded Central Park. Additionally, remote activated Park Lights, etc., by Horseback Police accompanied by (utility) drones & dogs protects the Museum & New York’s Central Park as New York’s most valuable provider of natural resourse. As regards Global Warming, new Tech to protect park Trees and its Animals further from the “land” retail real estate glut mentality evidenced by the carelessness it has caused in California. ©Juliette Jenner/The Daily Barrister, Jenner Publishing™, Rockefeller Center Station, 40 West 51 St. PO Box 1718, New York, NY 10185-1718 info(at)The-Daily-Barrister com
If getting your toes sucked is infamous then I’d say Fergie. If being married to Prince Andrew is famous, then, again, Fergie. For someone whose apparency was as a “jock type”: “Horsey”, outgoing & funny, she looked often generally uncomfortable enough for the toes fiasco to have been manufactured, although, for what reason it might have been contrived , eludes me. Maybe if she had sucked on Prince Andrews’ toes more he wouldn’t have been lured away by Epstein, if that was the snare. When a person is famous, most escapades are conspired to cause harm. As life is one time around – for the religious or not, & men are butterflies & woman foolish, one is inspired by the fact that not even the consequence of the dalliances, Fergie & Prince Andrew remain together. If it were possible, & they de accord, remarrtiage would solve all the shenanigans & games. As regards “famous persons”, I have met many. Those living who are still famous would be dismayed at the mention; the dead like Jackie Mason who died at Mt Sinai Hospital would say, at the mention, from his hospital bed – while pointing at hospital staff, “I want to tell you this, about that” . Jackie helped many famous people become Stars, but it was his demeaner that won people over most as his persona, Rabbi turned Comic, was set to surmonize the anomalies of his ‘parishioners’, the Jews. ©Juliette Jenner / THE DAILY BARRISTER™/Literary Toon-T™: New York City Dialogues NY, NY 10185-1718
The the LITERARY TOON-T™: New York City Dialogues booklet “THE LAW OF THE LAND” was written to imply that sexusl preferences don’t necessarily affect the religious or moral beliefs, or attitudes, toward or of the/there partners; as there was a woman who became a man & grew whiskers, who then became pregnant by his (her )spouse, who was a transvestite man who became a woman: 1 or both will be a good mother, & 1 or both will become a good father, or both will be both 🙂
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